If you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are incredibly easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you are seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by presenting a predicament of two equally terrible-looking (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player.
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. Once they pick what they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to come up with a predicament for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to pick what they believe to be the greatest of two horrific scenarios.
The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little bit of originality. But it is only as fun as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.
For a little inspiration, below are some best would you rather questions suggestions compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
Best list of 60 “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather acquire pounds or be prohibited from the web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable child photograph of you be the topic of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather inadvertently “enjoy” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or inadvertently send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders full of porn?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal email hacked?
Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their pictures on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capacity to discover why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capacity to see actual ghosts?
Would you rather lose every one of the pictures you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose every one of the publications you possess?
Would you rather acquire buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Who would you rather bring back from the dead:
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or retain your smartphone and also the same wages?
Would you rather have the last five pictures on your own camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photograph you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
Would you rather be able to pick the individual who becomes the following President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your own life or only LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather lose your ability to text or lose your ability to provide a high five?
Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capacity to make use of GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the aptitude utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the remainder of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have naked pictures of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you know or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a health insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the street by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be forced to see your buddies only once per month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have unlimited storage space on your own iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who is inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?
Would you rather have the aptitude teleport every single time you fart or cure any wound by howling at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the capacity to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to individuals who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi contending against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or need to see a doctor to get viral marketing from the head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate via a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a victor on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most humiliating moment got in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?
Would you rather never have to improve your personal computer or never have to upgrade your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s skills, money, equipment, and lifestyle or end crime around the world for good but be poor and undetected?